- Shopping carriages (all four wheels move)
- Tim tams - Most delicious cookies ever. Seriously.
- Instant noodle cups come with forks and the veggies are separate
- Minimum wage is $15/hr
- Metric system makes more sense and is more widely used than the stupid way we measure things
- Animals - Koalas, kangaroos, wallabies, cassowaries, dingoes, Tasmanian devils, kookaburras, and all those other crazy awesome animals
- Accents (duh)
- Attractiveness - There are no ugly people (well, no ugly young people anyway...)
- Chip/snack flavors: Moroccan spiced chicken and lemon, sweet chili and sour cream, lime and black pepper, prawn....
- Electrical outlets have switches so you can keep things plugged in without wasting electricity
- Pretty money (refer to previous post)
- Slang: "I'm going to my rellies for Crissie to open some prezzies before brekkie."
- Intensity of road signs (Give way, keep left unless overtaking)
- Friendliness - Everyone is nice
America wins at:
- Internet is unlimited and uncensored
- Orange soda (in Chris' opinion) because it doesn't actually taste like oranges
- Prices, surprisingly are much more reasonable, especially for sweets and drinks
- Non-poisonous/safe animals (obviously)
- Liberal arts - you are allowed to take classes outside your major
- Phone numbers are less confusing
- School food/dining halls have more variety and they actually tell you what you are eating
- Store hours - In Australia the mall closes at 5 on Saturdays and as a general rule everything is closed by 7
- Candy tastes better, has more variety, and is cheaper
- Money ($1 bills are much more convenient than coins)
- Not having Vegemite
- Shaving cream for women... we have it
- Old Spice... we also have this
- O-zone... and this
- Eating - America is the world champion
this is an awesome blog lol, and minimum wage is crazy! but not as crazy as the carriage with all 4 working wheels
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